So what IS the true meaning of Pussycat Dolls? (originally posted onOomph.Net )

While flipping through channels I landed on the most recent episode of SnatchGrimalkin (I have a thesaurus) and took in a quick musical note and break and pose. Whew! Gloss and glitter was overwhelming on their bound and gusseted everything.

That bastion of female empowerfulling stuff, the Head of the Pussycat Dolls, looked at the three PD Wannabees and proclaimed, "This is the true meaning of Pussycat Doll!"

My very first thought was, "Slutbags?"

My next was "There's a meaning to Pussycat Dolls?"

How does being overly sexualized in your gender identity equal, um, meaning? Trust me, the men are not saying, "Look at those meaningful Dolls!"

They are, however, having many truly creepy sex thoughts about these girls, most of which start with the phrase "suck it bitch," but do not end there. Yes, even the "nice" guys. Because these women are "asking for it."

And, as creepy as that is, it is not even the real reason I would like to choke that old biddy, who is recruiting more Bimbobees to gain a biddy's 5 minutes of reality tv fame, on well really anything, especially a sandwich. Heroin is not a healthy diet.

No, we must go back to that statement about meaning and what a fucking rediculous thing to say. Sex and desire is all about the opposite of meaning. And while it can be fun to get dressed up, dance, sing, entertain and pretend that desire is the same as respect PUHLEASE DO NOT BE A 60 year old HAG fakin 40 and act like you invented Feminine Liberation by sticking your tits in a push-up and wiggling your ass. Or that there is anything deep about it, or that it helps anything, anywhere.

Ok, rant off.  ¶ 11:33 AM